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« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2007, 09:35:15 PM » |
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
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« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2007, 09:40:12 PM » |
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Brolly_AF
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« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2007, 11:51:10 AM » |
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue !!!
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« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2007, 12:07:35 PM » |
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Hai sa pun si io una care mi-a placut:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2007, 12:13:20 PM » |
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Hai sa pun si io una care mi-a placut:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car. |
To see a world in a grain of sand,
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour.
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Brolly_AF
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« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2007, 01:30:54 PM » |
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas !!!
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« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2007, 06:45:57 PM » |
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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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Brolly_AF
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« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2007, 12:31:24 PM » |
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Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class !!!
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« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2007, 02:08:00 PM » |
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
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Brolly_AF
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« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2007, 03:03:48 PM » |
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The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish !!!
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« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2007, 05:05:43 PM » |
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Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
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« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2007, 05:12:04 PM » |
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There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
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Brolly_AF
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« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2007, 05:32:50 PM » |
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Chuck Norris is a vegetarian.
Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists !!!
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« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2007, 08:27:50 PM » |
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Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
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Kyo
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« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2007, 08:28:10 PM » |
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I am vengeance, I am death, i am Chuck Norris
[inventie proprie]
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