Chuck Norris Facts

[Crow]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[Brolly_AF]

 In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris.
 The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly !!!

Or trecut 15 zile de cand nu so mai postat aici !!!

 The original Bock of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins.
 It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

edit: hai sa nu facem double post totusi

[Yazoo]

Una scurta: "Chuck Norris makes onions cry!"