Chuck Norris Facts

[sungoddess]

devil may cry fact:
vergil and dante get their swords from sparda...but sparda gets his swords from chuck norris.
chuck norris is the reason the devil may cry.
beowulf and cerberus are cuck norris's pets.
chuck norris is the one who tore the clothes of nevan.
chuck norris married eva and sparda.
nero lost an arm wrestling contest to chuck norris...that's why his hand is like that.
chuck norris is always in devil trigger.
the only reason the devil may cry games were made is because chuck norris was too busy with delta force to roundhouse kick mundus, arius and arkham.
dante's "chuck norris outfit" can only be unlocked in devil may cry 3 after chuck norris aproves it.

deci.....10 cu felicitari..nu mai pot de ras frate!!!Mai pune...DOamne..ce caterinca...

[Kyo]

1. Dante got his devil trigger back because he lost a game of pool in front of chuck norris
2. The order of the sword was founded initially to track down and salute chuck norris, while passing by

[sungoddess]

arkham looks like that because of chuck norris...he scalped him bad when arkham said that the round house kick isn’t so round...

[Crow]

Ships disappear in the Bermuda Triangle because Chuck Norris likes to swim alome

[sungoddess]

Dante gave up on pizza when he found out it was Chuck Noriss's favourite food.

[Kyo]

mai gata cu DMC....

When Chuck Norris logged into World of Warcraft, Illidan thought it was more healthy to play poker with Maiev in Warden's Cage.

If We visit the Battle for Mount Hyjal instance, we could notice that, if we dare to try and kill Chuck Norris, the ultimate boss, more powerful than Archimonde himself, the drop will consist in a full Tier 7 set.... or so they say the Blizzard crew, who is still trying to beat him for over 2 years by now...